xalwayssunny:

people who don’t watch this show will never know what’s going on: pt ii.

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eleveninches:


not without you.

I’ve probably already reblogged this about 10 times but idec.

eleveninches:

not without you.

I’ve probably already reblogged this about 10 times but idec.

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I always just divide the bill by 5 and add that to the total. Voila, 20%!

that works, too!  so many tips, thank!  :}}}

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The trick I was taught to make it easier. Move the decimal place over one then double it. That’s 20% so round down or be a generous tipper. (Ex: $25.00 tab -> $2.50+2.50= $5 tip) Hopefully helpful?

I know that tip, and it does make it easier!  :}}}

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brainbubblegum:

I watched Pacific Rim again and Hermann cracks me up cuz he acts like he’s the straight man to Newton’s stooge, but literally everyone knows it’s like comparing the maturity of a 6 year old to a 5 year old

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every time i try to brag i remember the time i tried to buy 2 bus tickets then legitimately got mad at the megabus site because it charged me twice the price………..because i bought two tickets……how math

that is truly an achievement

it makes me feel better about the time it took me five hundred hours to calculate the tip when we got tapas, and I still got it wrong

SO DUMB

takes one to know one, so sry 2 say but—

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augustbird asked: YOU'RE DUMB publish this ask so that everyone who follows you knows exactly how dumb you are

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rock-flag-and-jerkface:

combbefferre:

Charlie Day + gag reels

Smiling bae

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