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what to expect from this blog:
lots of sobbing over these two, feelings about the Holmes bros, flailing over John Watson, early morning writing posts, hyperbole, tildes, and fanart reblogs.
mostly this blog is fandoms and skeletons and outer space and me sobbing alone in front of my computer. so.
bluesrat replied to your post: it’s 3:30am (technically 4:30 because daylight…
YEP THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENED FOR ME TOO.
I fell asleep thinking about it. I woke up thinking about it. …I’m going to go re-read my favorite parts now.
bluesrat replied to your post: oh god, fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic just posted three…
JUST IMAGINE ALL THE HOT S/J SEXING THAT COULD BE GOING ON JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM YOU. THAT SHOULD HELP.
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON MY JOB EVER AGAIN.
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bluesrat replied to your post: bluesrat replied to your post: writinggggg I can’t…
It’s a full-sized sofa. Sherlock can stretch out on it with his head on the arm rest, which makes it 6 feet long. But two grown men, one of whom is 6 feet long, fill it up to the brim. But no one says ALL the body parts have to stay on the sofa! ;)
hahaha, brilliant deduction!
yes, they are going to have to do some rearranging. perhaps multiple times. and part of Sherlock is going to have to slide off. who told him it was okay to be so tall, anyway? I certainly did not.
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bluesrat replied to your post: writinggggg I can’t decide whether I want them to…
Do it on the sofa. Take into account the weirdness and awkwardness. The creativity of it will lead to a better, more original and interesting scene.
this is very good advice, and I thank you. can I also mention how much I love the internet, that I can make a post like that and people actually understand my concerns and respond? because that is pretty great.
brosophila replied to your post: writinggggg I can’t decide whether I want them to…
there are some big sofas. also depends on the position. lanky legs coming off the sofa could be attractive~
the sofa in 221b looks rather small. but it might just be that it’s normal-sized, and that Sherlock’s height makes it look small? also, you’re quite correct regarding position. right now blowjobs are happening. which I suppose you don’t need much room for.
bluesrat replied to your photo: sometimes the AO3 importer does really weird…
I don’t think that’s the importer. I think that’s the weirdo code the word processing programs clutter up their documents with.
I was importing a Livejournal entry, which was mostly copypasta’d from Word, but this random centering didn’t show up in the html of the LJ entry.
eh, whatever. there is extra code in the LJ entry, too, that didn’t show up in AO3. I suspect everybody’s to blame.
bluesrat replied to your photo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! They said they’d get on top of the invites once they got their system stabilized again. :D Welcome in!
THANKSSSS :D
when I first requested an invite, it wasn’t scheduled to arrive until late August, so it was such a splendid surprise when I saw that it was creeping closer. ♥
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bluesrat replied to your photo: @brosophila is doing something strange to my hair…
You have such a cool face. And awesome hair. Even if I am also confused as to what’s going on with that razor.
aww, thanks! ♥
apparently the razor is supposed to add texture. I wasn’t paying too much attention, as I was too busy vainly taking pictures of myself to post on the internet, but…yeah. something about texture.
bluesrat replied to your post: okay, that is definitely the third time in the…
Depends on what you’re reading.
this sounds like a terrible, terrible kink meme prompt.
bluesrat replied to your audio post: Set the Fire to the Third Bar - Snow Patrol feat….
Well, now it’s my current favorite also.
awww yiss. winning music converts, one tumblr post at a time. >:D
bluesrat replied to your post: whoaaaaaaaaa I just accidentally read John/Jim…
Oh no! Um…fluff! Have you read this? prettyarbitrary.tumblr….
oh gosh, they still have the shock blanket! okay, that made me feel much better. I consume fluff like I consume air, so… thanks! :D
elpemmy replied to your post: whoaaaaaaaaa I just accidentally read John/Jim…
John/Jim is amazing if done right.
I’m one of those people who almost never reads outside of their OTP, so…eeeeee. D: also, I have to really be in the mood for angst, otherwise I get all out of sorts.
bluesrat replied to your post: oh, Sherlock fandom. only you would use the term…
Did they pull it off successfully?
I would argue yes. it was in the context of fisting, so I feel like differentiating between the different joints is necessary. so not my kink, but I still enjoyed it. the whole collection of vignettes is pretty great, though they’re almost completely plot-less. >_>
bluesrat replied to your post: I’m still writing that Sherlock/Romeo and Juliet…
I love listening to people read iambic pentameter well, but I’ve never gotten the hang of it, so it’s kind of miserable for me. So, uh, *brofist*
I just cannot understand it. something about the whole syllable-stressing thing just…does not click in my brain. I can hear it when it’s pointed out to me, but I would have no idea where to even begin if I needed to write it.
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bluesrat replied to your post: I, cypress, take you, feta cheese, to be my…
…Well, now I want cheese. *runs downstairs to see what’s in the fridge*
I’m eating sliced tomatoes with feta cheese, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil, and it is heavenly. nomnomnom.
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